Leopardfly Definitive: Something that makes me happy.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Something that makes me happy.

You know what really makes me happy? Kung-fu hamsters, that's what. You sqeeze their paw and they sing the kung-fu fighting song and twirl their nunchucks around. I used to have a kung-fu hamster, and you know what? I associate it with the most blissful parts of my childhood. But I lost it or gave it away or sold it or broke it (pick a fate, any fate) and so now I don't have one. Which makes me sad. All I have now is a picture of them (above). But I still REALLY REALLY WANT ONE! So if you see one in a store, think of me.

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