Leopardfly Definitive: You Win Again

Thursday, August 28, 2008

You Win Again

I have made a new blog. I know, I just made one, what a waste of the endless internet space, but this one is a blog about my passion for the Bee Gees. So take a look, firstly because I worked about three hours messing with the HTML to make it look awesome, secondly because I just want people to see it. So here's the link:

http://youwinagain.blogspot.com

PLEASE look at it, and enjoy!

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Interesting things to ponder or laugh at depending on what kind of person you are

"I swear I heard a baby crying in my refrigerator today."

-Chelsea

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."

-Unknown

"My head is crying."

-Stealth Pigeon

"I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

-Unknown

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

-Unknown

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

-Unknown

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said that I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'"

-Rodney Dangerfield

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."

-Roseanne Barr

"How could someone paint my butt without me noticing?"

-Parker

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

-Anonymous

"There is a difference between very difficult and impossible. Winning a Nobel Prize is very difficult, eating the Sun is impossible."

-Anonymous

"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?' And then it hits me."

-Anonymous

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

-Anonymous

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

-Ellen DeGeneres

"Experts say you should never hit your child in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

-Roseanne Barr

"I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute. I taught her that."

-Ellen DeGeneres

"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?"

-Benny Hill

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want- an adorable pancreas?"

-Jean Kerr

"Whoever said, 'Nothing's impossible,' never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree."

-Lisa Bryant

"I smell hot!"

-Me (Long story, no comment)

"What if bears have people spray?"

-Nils

"Fragile. Do not drop."

-Posted on a Boeing 757

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions. I just don't always agree with them."

-George W. Bush

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

-Louis Hector Berlioz

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

-Anonymous

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

-Anonymous

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"

-Anonymous

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

-Anonymous